Category Archives: Random

Dave for Every Occasion…

I made this last summer right before the Dave Matthews concert. I was digging through Facebook and thought I’d post it again. For all you Dave-haters…avoid, avoid!

When you mess up: Let You Down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbSJFwt6dW8

When you only know one Dave song: Crash Into Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMLn42V1pFU

When you fall in love: Oh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR33AyciWbc

FAVORITE
When we can do anything together: You & Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtxvK-5AOQg

When you go to Louisiana: Louisiana Bayou
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idkddlChfRE

When somebody leaves a room: Where Are you Going
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoBLOsc5AJQ

When Jane’s around: The Song That Jane Likes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoC5_G3E2rA

When you want to mindlessly dance like a hillbilly on acid: Tripping Billies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn4TgXyfG6o

When you want to feel great and love the world: Everyday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRpgwgVwCVA

When you want to celebrate: Two Step
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eejRZaL9-LQ

When 40 just isn’t enough: #41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uesIbOfT8hk

When regular bread isn’t cutting it: Cornbread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZfRQbeOGRw&feature=related

When the water is muddy (or bloody): Don’t Drink the Water
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMAnYUwIhk0

When you want to celebrate the holidays: The Christmas Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdFZDKGO-A8

When you feel like everyone is the same: Ants Marching
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t7xE8yovw4

When you feel old and wise: Granny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHfKOHNW4g&feature=related

The Book of Faces cult controls the Nacirema

For my sociology class we have to put ourselves in the position of an outsider and write about the rituals of Americans when they use a certain type of technology. I “observed” Facebook and its effect on our culture. It turned out funnier than I expected, so I thought I’d put in on here for a laugh. It will probably need some revisions..this is just my first draft. Let me know what you think..or if you have any suggestions!

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My life as a cultural anthropologist has been quite fascinating through the years: I have studied the Hmong culture, as well as the Australian Aboriginal culture.

The most interesting group I encountered were the Nacirema. I spent a year doing field work for my ethnography, so I became part of the culture through participant observation. I focused on their use of material things, particularly what they refer to as ‘technology.’

I was most interested in the Book of Faces, which is an information program used on technology pieces referred to as cell phones and computers. This Book of Faces contains information about thousands of people, who also use the program. Hobbies, schooling and religious beliefs are openly shared with others in written form.

I found this to be worthwhile research because after spending a few months observing the Nacirema, this program was constantly being viewed, manipulated and used by everyone I encountered. I hadn’t met anyone above fifteen that did not own a Book of Faces, so I felt it is obviously a major aspect of Nacirema culture.

I followed a young woman named Kate and became her roommate in a giant building with hundreds of rooms and only a few large bathrooms. There were eight layers of these rooms and many women living in them.

Once I was Kate’s roommate, I began to see the Nacirema’s dependence on the Book of Faces. Almost 75 percent of the time we were awake in the small room, Kate was looking at a face on the computer. Many times I’d look over at her screen and she was viewing the same face, with the same information. I was confused why she kept forgetting what the person looked like, as she seemed to always be looking at it.

Many times, she would be sitting several feet away from her computer, reading a book, and she was suddenly get up and run to the Book of Faces. She would sit at the screen for hours, almost in a trance. She would write on someone else’s page, where other obsessive members of this world would write a well.

If Kate was having a bad day, she would write in a box how she was feeling, and others would comfort her beneath the box. This allowed hundreds of people to know what kind of mood Kate was in. It was fascinating to me how the Nacirema used this technology to express their feelings and stay connected to their culture.

Kate was always receiving new alerts that there was activity on her Book of Faces page. She took it for granted that each day there would be something new. On days that nothing changed from the day before, she went into a deep depression. Instantly, upon the arrival of the new alert, her mood would increase again. The fluctuation was draining for me as an observer. Kate treated each new alert with excitement, yet uncertainty.

A good example of a ritual is on the day of birth for each user of the program, the Book of Faces master leader (who is unknown) would alert Kate. It was expected of her to write on their Face page and tell them ‘Happy Birthday,’ whether she cared or not. On Kate’s day of birth, she checked her Face page to make sure each individual in her world gave the respected message. If they did not, she would wonder what she did wrong in the friendship or think they were rude individuals.

Also, if two individuals are dating, it is expected that they will show ownership of one another on their Face pages. If they are not listed as each other’s property, others in the Book of Faces assume there is a problem or issue regarding the relationship.

A frightening ritual regarding the Book of Faces is the constant stalking of friends, acquaintances and Unknowns. The Unknowns are individuals that have never been introduced to certain Nacirema, but they may have seen them in public or heard their name. It is frowned upon to stalk these individuals physically, but it is socially acceptable to read excessively about them on the Book of Faces.

From my observations, it came to my attention that this Book of Faces is sometimes the only communication between family and friends. The use of telephones and face-to-face contact is somewhat non-existent.

This program is like a cult. It sucks individuals in, holds their attention for hours and keeps them from communication with the outside world. I feel the Nacirema are brainwashed or are under a spell from this Book of Faces. They do not have enough self-control remove their Face page or stay away from it for even a few hours. The Book of Faces is used to build up self-esteem, talk about their emotional issues, own one another and stalk others. It is a frightening obsession that must be watched carefully before it causes problems for the world of the Nacirema.

Na Nacirema Si Driew, Oot.

http://www.iambuttonbag.com/images/illustration/nacirema.jpg

Every culture is different. Even going from Georgia to Indiana, you will find different family structures, attitudes, phrases – one in particular is the soft drink, pop, soda, and Coke debate. We meet new people everyday from several different places, so it’s interesting to find out what their culture is like.

I’ve always said ‘pop,’ so it’s foreign to me when someone else uses any other phrase. That fact that in the Southeast and Northeast, many people use ‘Coke’ to describe any type of drink is crazy to me. Well, it was until a few days ago when I was reminded of Miner’s Body Rituals of the Nacirema. I hadn’t read that in almost four years, so of course it was forgotten about after all the classes and projects I’ve worked on in between.

For those of you that haven’t read it, the Nacirema are actually Americans. This short essay is an anthropological satire about the way Americans live. Miner discusses the Nacirema’s extreme fasination with the mouth and all the rituals involved.

“…inserting a small bundle of hog hairs into the mouth, along with certain magical powders, and then moving the bundle in a highly formalized series of gestures.”

That is one of my favorite parts of the essay. Think about how someone from another culture might view our ritual of brushing our teeth. Americans are obsessed with cleanliness and changing the human body to make it beautiful. We are convinced our bodies are ugly and deformed, so we do what we can to make it perfect.

It made me think a lot more about other cultures and different people. We need to stop with the ethnocentric attitude that our culture is superior others. Sure, ethnocentrism isn’t completely awful, it does help bring a culture together. But that’s in limited amounts. We need to be sure we’re accepting of every type of person, every type of culture.

I find other cultures absolutely fascinating. I enjoy learning about the ‘rituals’ and history that brought them there.

So, when you start feeling all, “Americans are so much better,” remember that we’re strange, we’re different and we brush our teeth with hog hair.

There’s no such thing as multi-tasking. Shoot.

Flickr Photo (link below)

I’ve always prided myself on the fact that I can “multi-task” and focus on two projects at one time. Well I’ve recently learned that there might not even be a concept like this that exists. Think about it: You’re walking down the sidewalk and a friend stops you. You pull out one earbud, but your music is still blaring in the other. Then your friend keeps talking and you’re nodding and smiling, but then you get a text message. Now we’re in this world where texting while someone is talking is socially acceptable in most casual situations, so you start replying. Well, little did you know, you’re spacing out what the human being in front of you is saying. You’re being distracted by an electronic message that could easily wait. Here, read this and it will make this ideas sound more legitimate than me spouting off all these fresh ideas. They’re definitely not mine. Just think of me as a reporter:

In fact, brain research shows that there is no such thing as multi-tasking. The brain cannot do two tasks simultaneously, unless one is what researchers call a “highly practiced skill.”That means—not to worry—you canwalk and chew gum at the same time. But the brain cannot simultaneously perform tasks that require focus,like writing, reading or carrying on a conversation. Instead,a kind oftoggle mechanism allows the brain to switch from one activity to another.You may think you are talking to a friend and checking out a Web site simultaneously,but your brain is really switching rapidly between one activity and another.

The bad news? When you try to perform two or more related tasks, either at the same time or alternating quickly between them, you not only make far more errors than you would if you concentrated on each task individually,but you take far longer (as much as double the time) to complete the jobs than ifyou had focused on each in sequence.

This excerpt is from “When Words Collide,” a book I’m using in my media editing class. It definitely put my multi-tasking in a new light for me. I’ve made a conscious effort to put down my cell phone or stop surfing the Web when I’m having a conversation with someone else, whether it be on the phone or in person. It’s a hard habit to break, but when you think about it…think about how rude we’re all being. Checking our email while someone is looking for a friend to talk to is disrespectful. We want someone to listen to us, so we should listen to them.

Here’s the photo posted on flickr (above) with some differing comments beneath it. Also, here is an article from CIO discussing the fact that multitasking wastes time and money. “…multitasking actually erodes, rather than enhances, productivity,” said writer Sue Shellenbarger. You should take a look. It’s a good read.

I’m planning to look more into this research about multitasking…I find it absolutely fascinating. I’ll let you know if I find anything interesting.

Let’s talk about something fantastic. Die Neue Haas Grotesk.

Things that make this world better: Birthday Cake ice cream. Getting so lost in a book you forget where you are. Marking everything off your to-do list. Helvetica. (Die Neue Haas Grotesk. I had to put something interesting so you’d be curious and read this. If you saw a typeface, you wouldn’t bother. It’s okay, I understand.)

I watched the Helvetica documentary today and it brought me back to my fascination with type and design. When I have one freelance project piled on top of the other and school to worry about,  sometimes I forget how passionate I am about design. I forget about the typography and design books sitting on my bookshelf, collecting dust. I forget how excited I get when I create a design that’s simple, while eye-catching and strong. Placing the crisp, black, bold Helvetica over white background. The power of negative space. The ability for something easy to create to make such an impact.

Okay, I get it. I’m odd. I’m obsessed. I think I fall into this category…

“I’m obviously a typomaniac—which is an incurable if not mortal disease.” – - Erik Spiekermann

One day my roommate got me talking about type, and I think she regretted it. She said I probably have more emotion about Helvetica than my friends and family. Let’s hope that’s not true. But I guess we’ll never know. I’m one of those people that walk into a store because I like the way the sign looks. My favorite use of Helvetica: Crate&Barrel. It’s sqeaky clean and is more beautiful than the first snow of winter.

Heaven.

I’ve attached some images for your viewing pleasure. (I pulled a group clip so we may have some repeats.) Logos that look timeless and sharp, without of the use of insane typefaces that make me want to vomit.

Pay attention to the stores you shop at. If it has an ugly typeface, shop somewhere else. Fight the battle against bad design.

What’s your function (of learning)?

Gee, Bill, you sure have a lot of courage and patience.

In light of the last first day of school, I thought I’d regress.

Remember the days of School House Rock? Well, if you’re my age, my parents age or even my grandparents age, you will. So, all ya’ll know what I’m talking about. I mean, this started back in the 70′s. It’s incredible.

Well, I have to say, my favorite was the America Rock series. “I’m Just A Bill,” airing first in 1975 is probably the best one. It’s informational, catchy and a great way to remember facts you used to have to learn in school. Once we get out of high school and focus on our majors in college and our “real world” jobs, we forget the interesting facts that we once knew.

Want to remember how to really understand grammar? Try this one. It may seem silly and childish to go back to cartoons we used to watch, but honestly, I think it’s a great way to brush up. (If you’re really that embarrassed,  lock your doors and shut your blinds. I know you will enjoy it once you start.)

Here’s a quick way to learn all the presidents and state capitals, brought to you by the Animaniacs. I bet you’ll remember it all.

There are so many new flashcards and games out there to help adults re-learn what they used to know. Why pay money when you can YouTube your education?

Well, I don’t know about you all, but I’m going to go learn about Dollars and Sense.